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1 .On a lawnmower I had was a big label which read:
"WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!"
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2. We once bought a grocery store pizza and the instruction were on the bottom, so we turned it upside down to see how long to cook it etc.,
and low and behold the first instruction was DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN!
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3. Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle:
"Do not open here."
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4. On a bottle of bathtub cleaner:
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
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5. On a box of household nails:
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
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6. Microwave popcorn is packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it.
Direction #1 is Remove plastic.
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7. On a television commercial that says it cleans dentures times better.
Below in small print it said:
"Lab test: (their product) vs. water."
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8. One day I went to a wall-mart out of state and I went to buy a blow dryer when I read the warnings it said
"DO NOT BLOW DRY IN SLEEP"
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9. Seen on the back of a drink bottle label:
"Do not peel label off."
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10.On a box of Frosted Cheerio's, the logo,
"Tastes so good this box never closes,"
is located just underneath another announcement:
"To close: place tab here."
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11.I once saw an ad for some type of contest on a candy bar. The wrapper said
"No purchase necessary - Details Inside."
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12.Directions for eating Lunchables Nachos:
"Dip chips in cheese and salsa."
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13.On the back of the Pilots seat on NATO AWAC Aircraft (E-3A), is a sign that states:
"Seat must be facing forward for take off and landing."
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14.Seen on computer instructions: Visit our site for further instructions.
http://www.pc.com/pc/instructions.htm
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15.On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
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16.On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
(Mirror -vs- Glass: people don't know the difference???)
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17.On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(Then what? Tested on humans???)
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18.In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
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19.In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.
(The company knows what kind of people they are dealing with)
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20.On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Very helpful...for murderers!)
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21. .. coming soon
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